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How do we do this?

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I don't know, but I'm trying to remember Sully's voice.

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You need to do, like, a witch voice, or, like, a ghosty voice.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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Spooky.

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I'm your Dungeon Master, Russ More, he, him.

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Also with me today is Carla Maxted.

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She, her, that's me playing Glim,

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a dragonborn pAlydin, just a little baby one.

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Also she, her.

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And Amy More.

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Yep, that's me, she, her.

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And I will be playing Sullivan Sleight,

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a lightfoot halfling rogue,

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also just a little baby, he, him.

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And Kyle Classic.

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Hey, hey, he, him.

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Gonna be playing Vorunax, also he, him.

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Picking right up where we left off.

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No, we're not doing that.

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This is a non-canonical, canonical-ish adventure

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for Halloween Spooky Fun Times,

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because it's the spooky season.

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So thank you for being here with us.

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One of my favorite seasons.

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I love these. That's right.

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You're catching us in the middle of the between seasons,

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the in-betweeny weenies,

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where we haven't yet started releasing anything

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from season three, maybe,

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but we're just having lots of fun

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while we play games,

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trying to remember how to play a game.

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After the season finale.

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Where we have all the things going on

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that remain constant and normal is over on Patreon,

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Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast,

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where we have a continuous show

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that's going on over there that we haven't stopped.

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And we have lots of other things,

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like episode dedications,

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which you're gonna hear right now

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from the patron who gets their episode dedicated to them,

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Lord Arachne.

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Lord Arachne.

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Lord Arachne.

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I know that person.

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We know that person.

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You know, just from like Discord

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and good things and stuff.

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Of Discord fame.

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Yeah.

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You can join us at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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And then you'll just come on over to the Discord too

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and Lord Arachne's there,

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which what more do you need?

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Little insider tip.

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You can come to the Discord

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even if you're not on Patreon,

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cause we love you still.

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For free. True.

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That's right.

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Come join us. It's really fun.

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Join us.

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One of us. One of us.

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Goobble gobble. One of us.

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Goobble gobble.

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One of us.

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And now fuck it, let's play.

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There's the creaking sound of a carriage.

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Eee eee eee eee.

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Cuckoo coo coo.

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Eee eee eee.

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Winding down this long pathway

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as this single horse pulls you along your inside.

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The four of you, Glim, Sully, Vorunax, and Hillop.

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What?

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The very pregnant pause.

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Well, Amy started busting a gun.

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I was like, I haven't said anything funny yet.

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No, but if you wasn't back

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to that string sentence that you did,

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it was nonsensical.

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Yeah, but I move it around so that it makes sense.

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I followed it entirely,

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so I don't know what that says.

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I knew what he was saying.

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Yeah.

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We're married.

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Oh, that's perfect.

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But I was imagining it written down going.

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No, who writes things down?

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I'm sorry.

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You didn't have to, my laughter was silent.

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I would just like that to be on the record.

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It was, I didn't even know you were laughing.

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That my laughter was silent.

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I've cut back in a real laugh

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so that it makes it make more sense

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when I source someone from an episode.

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Now you sound like you're losing your mind.

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Yeah, one day you'll just come in

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and I will just say, just drop, give me a laugh.

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I need it.

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And you'll laugh and it won't make any sense.

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No, cause you said, give me a laugh.

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I need it.

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And I would do something hilarious

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to try to make you laugh thinking

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you were having a bad day.

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Yes, that would make more sense.

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So moving down the path.

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And if someone said, I need a laugh

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and you just started laughing,

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that would be a crazy thing to do.

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Yeah, that is the real nightmare

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of this Halloween thing that we're gonna be doing here.

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So you're in a carriage,

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I think is where we got to the four of you.

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Glim, Sully, Hillop and Vorunax.

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And you have been spending some time in this carriage

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on the way to Kroorn Manor.

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Of course,

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Count Eunice A. Kroorn has invited you

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to his annual Grand Hallows Eve Gala.

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One of the most sought after invitations in the entire realm.

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And the four of you find yourselves

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in each other's company, waiting to arrive.

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It's so very nice that you've invited me along.

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I know Hillop, he had that big emergency

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of the sudden outbreak of mashed potato avAlydinche

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as a nearby all you can eat buffet,

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which created that big potato mountain emergency.

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And he was the only buffet reviewer who could stop it.

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Right, so did you misspeak and you meant moot

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or are you now speaking in the third person

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because you thought your sort of

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just general personality wasn't quite enough?

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So you thought you'd add in a fun thing where you-

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It is enough though.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Let's not encourage.

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It's enough, it's enough.

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I can't exactly remember what I said,

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but I'm pretty sure- Oh, but moot avAlydinche.

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Yeah, it meant thank you inviting me, Hillop,

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in place of moot, who was called away

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to his potato emergency.

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And Hal.

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He was so excited.

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I don't know if I've ever seen him smile so much.

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Mr. Vorunax, have you ever experienced

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such a potato emergency?

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I have not, but there was one time

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we experienced a shortage of supplies at work

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and well, it caused quite a backup in the system

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and processing is a messy business where I come from.

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Oh, and what is it you're in the business of?

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Well, you know, let's see.

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I don't know, that's why I asked.

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Well, I'm in the business of moving people

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from point A to point B, logistics in a way

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and making sure that-

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Oh, transportation.

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Yeah, sure.

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Yeah, but it's really difficult

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when somebody needs to be transported

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in different parcels.

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That is intriguing.

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That sounds ominous.

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Well, you know, I don't like to talk about work

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at fun events, but you know, if you're gonna ask,

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then I'll go into the dirty details

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if you really wanna know,

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especially on a night like tonight.

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Oh, it is a very spooky night, isn't it?

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Very spooky.

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It's very spooky and I have to say

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quite an inspired decision to hold

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the Grand Hallows Eve Gala in the haunted forest.

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I mean, it's perfect.

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It's the perfect location.

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It's like they've done it one or two times before.

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Perhaps they held it at the local play place

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and that was not spooky enough.

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Not quite spooky enough,

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especially if there's some things

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I'm particularly looking forward to.

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I don't know about you all,

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but costume contest, obviously.

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Well, yeah, what are you wearing right now?

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I'm obviously, really?

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You can't, I'm beefy stew.

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Oh my gosh, I was like, you're so familiar.

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Beefy stew.

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Okay, sorry.

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And, and, and, Hilape, what are you?

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I'm Glim.

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Oh, oh, I see what the-

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Yeah, see, I have, I painted myself

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in sparkles from head to toe.

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And I'm wearing just-

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Yeah, I mean, that's sort of-

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Yeah, well, it's just a-

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Dragonborn face, which I'm not entirely comfortable with.

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I am wearing the toga too, that you often wear.

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Of course, Glim, well known for togas.

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And these Cupid wings.

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They didn't have a tail,

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so I went with the wings of a dragon

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instead of the tail of a dragon.

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I thought that was close.

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Sorry, sorry.

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No, I mean, imitation, sincerest form of flattery.

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It's, it's really, nice, Sully, what are your-

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Oh, well, well, remember a while ago

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when I was like really into those mushrooms?

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And then I had like that evil twin thing

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that just kind of popped out of my body?

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I'll never forget.

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Okay, well, that's why I just like

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pinned a bunch of mushrooms on myself

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and now I am my twin.

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Oh, that's very good.

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It's like, it's, you know,

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it's a concept costume.

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If you know, you know.

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That's what they mean when they say that.

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It's the inside baseball.

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If you know, you know, and it is, it's very good.

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And Mr. Vorunax, what, explain,

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you look fantastic.

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Thank you very much.

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It is my take on Loth, the drow goddess.

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If it was more of a dragon drow instead of the spider,

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but still with all the legs.

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So I guess dracana, dracarachnid

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is what I would coin it as.

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Oh, oh, I like that.

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That's very good.

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If there is a section of the costume contest

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for best name of costume,

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that would probably win.

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I'll have to-

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Drachnid, it's great.

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Thank you, thank you.

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Yeah, it kind of just, it kind of just came to me,

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but I have a feeling all of these extra arms

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are going to be sorry about cramping the space

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with these things.

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No, it's fine.

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Yeah.

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It's okay.

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It's a spooky cold night.

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So honestly, I was sort of just draping one

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as like they're cozy.

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Oh, good.

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I did have most of it actually made from silk

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from the spiders of the underworld and whatnot.

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But yes, it should be very comfortable.

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Keep you warm if you need it.

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Hopefully I can make it through the night

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without sweating my scales off.

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Oh, maybe they have cool drinks

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as part of the gourmet feast of ghoulish delicacies.

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Oh, yeah.

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Moot would not stop talking about missing

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that gourmet feast.

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Like he knows he's in a pile of potatoes right now,

270
00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:34,240
but I mean-

271
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He's living the dream.

272
00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:37,120
And I open my,

273
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I open my trench coat.

274
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I don't know.

275
00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:45,919
And I just have like Tupperware

276
00:10:45,919 --> 00:10:47,439
lining the inside.

277
00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:48,599
I'm gonna do him a favor.

278
00:10:48,599 --> 00:10:49,759
He doesn't know.

279
00:10:49,759 --> 00:10:51,079
And don't tell him it was me

280
00:10:51,079 --> 00:10:52,559
because he's gonna assume it was you.

281
00:10:52,559 --> 00:10:53,879
That's so thoughtful.

282
00:10:53,879 --> 00:10:55,159
I was just going to ask,

283
00:10:55,159 --> 00:10:56,599
do we tell him it's terrible,

284
00:10:56,599 --> 00:10:57,839
even if it's great?

285
00:10:57,839 --> 00:10:59,279
Like what's our strategy?

286
00:10:59,279 --> 00:11:01,639
But you, that's the best strategy.

287
00:11:01,639 --> 00:11:03,039
Well, let him decide.

288
00:11:03,039 --> 00:11:03,919
He's gonna love that.

289
00:11:03,919 --> 00:11:05,639
He gets the mashed potato mountain

290
00:11:05,639 --> 00:11:07,799
and the leftovers.

291
00:11:07,799 --> 00:11:08,639
You're a really good friend.

292
00:11:08,639 --> 00:11:09,479
Lucky.

293
00:11:09,479 --> 00:11:11,079
Don't tell anybody.

294
00:11:11,079 --> 00:11:12,480
Lucky.

295
00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:13,519
I will say like,

296
00:11:13,519 --> 00:11:15,120
as much as I like fireworks,

297
00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:16,519
I'm afraid to go around them

298
00:11:16,519 --> 00:11:19,279
because again, silk, very flammable.

299
00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:21,320
Oh, yes.

300
00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:23,320
So I'll need to be careful there.

301
00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:25,639
Just don't punch a donkey in.

302
00:11:25,639 --> 00:11:26,480
Glam will be fine.

303
00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:29,080
She won't light you up like a candle.

304
00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:29,919
Don't listen to him.

305
00:11:29,919 --> 00:11:30,759
He's just-

306
00:11:30,759 --> 00:11:32,440
I'll tell you what.

307
00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:33,679
I'll take your word for it.

308
00:11:33,679 --> 00:11:36,399
That sounded like there was a story behind it.

309
00:11:36,399 --> 00:11:37,240
And-

310
00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:38,200
It was a bit of a story.

311
00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:39,279
Yeah.

312
00:11:39,279 --> 00:11:40,120
Fair enough.

313
00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:41,360
Maybe on the way home later,

314
00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:43,440
I'll tell you about it.

315
00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:44,360
Hopefully I'll be in a state

316
00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:46,440
to remember it once I wake up tomorrow.

317
00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:48,279
Yes.

318
00:11:55,919 --> 00:11:58,320
As you approach Krohn Manor,

319
00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:01,840
you can't help but notice its eerie charm.

320
00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:05,080
The mansion stands tall and imposing

321
00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:07,600
as you look at it in the silhouette

322
00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:10,680
of the large moon in front of you,

323
00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:13,159
like a vampire trying to impress its guests

324
00:12:13,159 --> 00:12:15,079
with its dark charisma.

325
00:12:15,079 --> 00:12:16,839
Its gothic architecture,

326
00:12:16,839 --> 00:12:18,600
complete with looming spires

327
00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,319
that seem to defy gravity,

328
00:12:20,319 --> 00:12:22,679
gives it this unmistakable aura

329
00:12:22,679 --> 00:12:25,279
of spooktacular grandeur.

330
00:12:26,799 --> 00:12:29,799
The front gates begin to swing open,

331
00:12:29,799 --> 00:12:31,919
adorned with wrought iron bats

332
00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:33,959
instead of traditional spikes.

333
00:12:33,959 --> 00:12:37,519
They creak with an exaggerated groan,

334
00:12:37,519 --> 00:12:39,919
and the pathway leading up to the entrance

335
00:12:39,919 --> 00:12:44,559
is lined with comically oversized jack-o-lanterns,

336
00:12:44,559 --> 00:12:47,120
their grinning faces illuminating the way

337
00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:48,719
with a mischievous wink.

338
00:12:49,879 --> 00:12:52,679
When I used to be a gay-tist,

339
00:12:54,279 --> 00:12:55,719
I'd just inside scoop.

340
00:12:55,719 --> 00:12:58,079
You gotta pay extra if you wanted to squeak

341
00:12:58,079 --> 00:13:00,479
all creepy like that.

342
00:13:00,479 --> 00:13:01,319
There's an upcharge.

343
00:13:01,319 --> 00:13:04,159
Oh, that's fun to know.

344
00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:06,079
I like these jack-o-lanterns

345
00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:10,840
and sort of the, they're a little bit more whimsical

346
00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:13,520
than kind of straight terrifying,

347
00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:14,920
like almost everything else.

348
00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:17,080
So that's a nice bAlydince, I think.

349
00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:17,920
This is nice.

350
00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:19,560
It's a little playful, isn't it?

351
00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:21,160
Yes, playful, exactly.

352
00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:26,400
You pull up and you see two stone gargoyles

353
00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:29,000
perched on either side of the grand entrance

354
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:33,320
await you, and the front door is tall and imposing.

355
00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:37,120
It's painted in this ominous shade of black,

356
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,400
but as you take the first few steps up,

357
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:43,360
you see a brass knocker in the shape of a friendly ghost

358
00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:46,120
because nothing says welcome like a specter.

359
00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:53,080
Hilla, Farnox, do you wanna do the honors or?

360
00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:53,920
Oh.

361
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:54,740
Yeah, it's kind of rude.

362
00:13:54,740 --> 00:13:55,960
It's really up there.

363
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,520
Like I understand the door's big and all,

364
00:13:57,520 --> 00:13:59,080
but like I would have to get on top

365
00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:01,680
of Glim's shoulders to reach that, so.

366
00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:03,720
I mean, I certainly can, sure.

367
00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:05,360
Go up and I'd use the knocker.

368
00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:10,120
You hit the knocker, and it's boo, boo, boo.

369
00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:11,680
Oh.

370
00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:12,520
I didn't think I did a bad job, but.

371
00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:14,200
Oh, I do like that.

372
00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,160
Okay.

373
00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:16,720
And as you do that,

374
00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:19,360
the two gargoyles turn towards you,

375
00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:22,080
and one says, hey there, Traveler.

376
00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:23,040
Oh, Jesus.

377
00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:25,440
Hey.

378
00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:29,080
Did you hear about the vampire who opened a blood bank?

379
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:29,920
No.

380
00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:30,760
No.

381
00:14:30,759 --> 00:14:32,960
And the other one quickly says,

382
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:36,200
he wanted to make a positive difference in the community.

383
00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:39,919
Oh, that's good.

384
00:14:39,919 --> 00:14:40,759
That's good.

385
00:14:40,759 --> 00:14:41,600
That's good.

386
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:42,439
That's good.

387
00:14:42,439 --> 00:14:45,360
What do you call a mummy's favorite type of music?

388
00:14:46,559 --> 00:14:48,480
Oh, oh, I think I can guess this one.

389
00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:49,639
Is it rap music?

390
00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:53,200
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it is.

391
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:54,039
Rap, rap.

392
00:14:54,039 --> 00:14:54,879
But it's awesome, you know what?

393
00:14:54,879 --> 00:14:55,700
Of course.

394
00:14:55,700 --> 00:14:56,539
That is very good.

395
00:14:56,539 --> 00:14:58,319
It really gets them groovy in their bandages.

396
00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:00,840
These guys, they didn't steal the punchline of the jokes.

397
00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:02,040
Oh, I'm so sorry.

398
00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:06,680
The door groans open, and they're.

399
00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:09,720
You gotta ask for that, too, as an upcharge.

400
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:17,200
And you hear from inside, as the doors swing open,

401
00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:22,360
a bustle of laughter and chatter

402
00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:26,560
and footsteps that all move beyond.

403
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:30,760
And there is immediately that catches your eye

404
00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:33,600
in this well-illuminated foyer,

405
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:37,960
a dramatic chandelier that's suspended from the ceiling.

406
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:41,120
It would make the Phantom of the Opera jealous.

407
00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:43,420
It's adorned with countless cobwebs,

408
00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:47,640
giving it the appearance of a luxurious spider's nest.

409
00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:50,860
A brass plaque proudly declares it the winner

410
00:15:50,860 --> 00:15:54,240
of Most Haunted Lighting Fixture Award.

411
00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:57,639
Mm, very competitive this year, I heard.

412
00:15:57,639 --> 00:16:02,639
And suddenly in front of you, a spectral butler appears.

413
00:16:03,799 --> 00:16:08,799
He says, welcome to your guests to Kron Manor.

414
00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:13,560
I hope you're deading for a good time.

415
00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:18,560
Ha, a lot more pun-based humor at this spooky party

416
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:21,440
than I would have anticipated, and I like it.

417
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:22,639
It's comforting.

418
00:16:22,639 --> 00:16:23,480
Yeah.

419
00:16:23,759 --> 00:16:26,360
Gives a sly smirk, and then he vanishes

420
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,879
in a puff of ectoplasmic smoke,

421
00:16:28,879 --> 00:16:31,480
leaving behind a trail of ghostly laughter.

422
00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:35,440
I like him, he's funny.

423
00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:36,519
Oh, he is fun.

424
00:16:36,519 --> 00:16:38,560
I hope we see him again later.

425
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:40,600
Was that supposed to be Mr. Mortimer?

426
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,399
I didn't take my coat.

427
00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:46,000
I assumed the butler would be...

428
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,360
Oh, yeah, you're right.

429
00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:52,159
F it, and he'd just drape it over a nearby chair.

430
00:16:52,159 --> 00:16:53,159
Yeah.

431
00:16:53,159 --> 00:16:54,600
There's probably a bedroom somewhere

432
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,360
with a bunch just laid out on the bed,

433
00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:58,279
but a banister's probably fine, right?

434
00:16:58,279 --> 00:16:59,719
Just remember where you put it, though.

435
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:03,319
That's true, we'll see, we'll see about that one.

436
00:17:03,319 --> 00:17:08,319
As you enter and you drape your jackets onto a chair,

437
00:17:08,599 --> 00:17:12,799
a coat rack in the corner seems to have come to life

438
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:15,960
on its own, its hooks swaying as they're doing

439
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:18,920
some sort of dance to the music in the background.

440
00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:24,200
It moves over and it extends one of its arms

441
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:27,279
and it picks up your jacket and moves back to the corner.

442
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,120
I think you offended it.

443
00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:30,960
I wonder.

444
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,240
Good thing we were paying attention,

445
00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:34,480
otherwise you could have remembered

446
00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:36,120
and you would not be getting that back.

447
00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:37,840
It's true, now I know where it is

448
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:40,320
and if there's any missing coats,

449
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:42,240
I know what coat rack to go after.

450
00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:48,400
The door closes shut behind you

451
00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:50,360
and you are looking around.

452
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:52,880
You see people in all types of costumes.

453
00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:55,400
There's some mummies, werewolves,

454
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,720
maybe they're in costumes, maybe they aren't.

455
00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:02,560
You take a few more steps in as you round the corner

456
00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:07,040
and you see a dining room area.

457
00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:10,600
The spectral butler appears in front of you again

458
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:13,920
and says, sorry, invitations, please.

459
00:18:14,759 --> 00:18:18,720
Oh, oh, oh, yeah, I get it.

460
00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:20,200
Glim, did I give mine to you

461
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:23,200
because I feel like all my pockets are just.

462
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,800
Hold on, sorry, it's not my normal

463
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:26,240
because the costume, I'm not,

464
00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:29,120
I had to transfer everything from my normal.

465
00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:31,600
Oh, okay, here we go, here we go.

466
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,560
Yeah, I gotta run back to my coat real quick.

467
00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:36,640
Hold on, here it is.

468
00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:38,000
Oh, thank you, thank you.

469
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,160
He looks at them and says,

470
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:44,160
ah, yes, the Destiny's children and Varnocks.

471
00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:48,759
Count Eunice A. Krohn was called earlier today

472
00:18:48,759 --> 00:18:51,920
but will be arriving shortly.

473
00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:54,680
He wished me to tell you that he is

474
00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:59,680
looking forward to greeting all of you.

475
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,560
Oh, well, that's nice.

476
00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:02,400
Ditto.

477
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:05,360
Did he end up at the mashed potato thing because

478
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,840
nevermind, nevermind.

479
00:19:08,959 --> 00:19:13,959
Yes, yes, yes, it was mashed potatoes.

480
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:19,720
The spine chilling haunted mansion tour will begin shortly.

481
00:19:20,679 --> 00:19:23,639
Please find yourselves some refreshments

482
00:19:23,639 --> 00:19:24,879
and we will begin.

483
00:19:26,559 --> 00:19:28,439
Disappears in front of you again.

484
00:19:28,439 --> 00:19:29,279
Wow.

485
00:19:30,439 --> 00:19:34,359
Do you think he's giving the tour because I like him.

486
00:19:34,359 --> 00:19:36,519
Oh, yeah, that'd be really great.

487
00:19:36,519 --> 00:19:38,480
I believe you could deliver it, yeah.

488
00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:39,519
Refreshments.

489
00:19:39,519 --> 00:19:40,360
Drinks, yeah, drinks.

490
00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:41,200
Oh, there's a table.

491
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,240
Yes, table right over there.

492
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:44,039
You think they got something alcoholic?

493
00:19:44,039 --> 00:19:44,880
Almost certainly.

494
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:48,400
Oh, looks like they've got a bin of eyeballs.

495
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:49,720
One of the classics.

496
00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:51,160
Oh, that is so good.

497
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:53,440
And upon entering the dining room,

498
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:57,000
the ambience shifts dramatically.

499
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,640
A long antique dining table

500
00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:02,000
is covered in cobwebs and dust

501
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,559
but the centerpiece is a stuffed raven

502
00:20:04,559 --> 00:20:07,360
wearing a monocle and top hat.

503
00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:10,760
A cob nod to fine dining, if you will.

504
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:13,440
Candles flicker with ghostly flame

505
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:16,400
casting eerie shadows that dance

506
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:20,000
in this comedic ghostly waltz along the walls.

507
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:23,800
The room is silent as a tomb

508
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:29,760
until you hear just this off-key tune on the piano

509
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:33,200
begin playing and as you look over,

510
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,000
there's this invisible hand

511
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,839
that's slowly plunking away at the keys.

512
00:20:38,839 --> 00:20:40,839
How do we know it's a hand?

513
00:20:43,839 --> 00:20:45,079
It's invisible.

514
00:20:46,759 --> 00:20:47,759
We know it's invisible

515
00:20:47,759 --> 00:20:50,920
but it's choosing to show us that it's invisible.

516
00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,440
It's wearing a glove.

517
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:53,480
It's wearing a glove.

518
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:54,319
Yeah, it's a white glove.

519
00:20:54,319 --> 00:20:55,960
Yes, yes, yes.

520
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:56,799
That's exactly what I pictured.

521
00:20:56,799 --> 00:20:57,839
How else would they know

522
00:20:57,839 --> 00:21:00,720
that there was somebody in a ghostly form

523
00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:01,559
doing the piano?

524
00:21:01,559 --> 00:21:02,400
That's right.

525
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:03,240
Yes, yes.

526
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:04,960
I mean, I guess since we can only see the hand

527
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:07,600
we assume this is a full ghost nude

528
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:11,200
except for the glove or just a ghost hand.

529
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,400
That is a good question.

530
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:15,440
I wonder if ghosts, do they choose which,

531
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,600
you said you're in the business of moving people.

532
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:21,640
Have you ever dealt with nude ghosts, Mr. Farnox?

533
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:23,799
All the time.

534
00:21:23,799 --> 00:21:27,120
People think ghosts down there,

535
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,840
no, they don't have clothes.

536
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:30,079
They don't come down with clothes

537
00:21:30,079 --> 00:21:32,600
but ghosts who have business up top,

538
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,240
sometimes they'll show up with clothes

539
00:21:34,279 --> 00:21:35,759
because really most of them do

540
00:21:35,759 --> 00:21:37,000
because they're still self-conscious

541
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,759
about some of the work they have left to do.

542
00:21:39,759 --> 00:21:41,440
It's a little complicated

543
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:43,359
but honestly the job goes easier

544
00:21:43,359 --> 00:21:46,079
if you just kind of shed the earthly

545
00:21:46,079 --> 00:21:48,200
or the material clothing

546
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:51,640
and kind of just get down to the brass tacks of things.

547
00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:53,440
Honestly, it's something

548
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,319
that I think the living should get on board with

549
00:21:55,319 --> 00:21:56,920
but you know.

550
00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:57,759
Seems freeing.

551
00:21:57,759 --> 00:21:59,279
Society's gotta be society.

552
00:21:59,279 --> 00:22:02,200
Yeah, shedding material,

553
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:04,120
cares of the material plane,

554
00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:06,720
that sounds really quite profound.

555
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:07,559
That's what we offer.

556
00:22:07,559 --> 00:22:09,319
Farnox seems like he's here to get down.

557
00:22:09,319 --> 00:22:11,200
I feel like we're all gonna go streaking later.

558
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,440
Yeah, more than likely.

559
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:16,319
Okay, okay, I like that.

560
00:22:16,319 --> 00:22:17,840
So I mean if y'all ever wanna come down

561
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:20,200
and free yourselves of your material burdens

562
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,759
then I can certainly help you out with that.

563
00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:24,200
You keep saying down,

564
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:26,360
now do you, you must work like in the basement

565
00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:27,200
of a building.

566
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:28,039
Or down south.

567
00:22:28,039 --> 00:22:29,600
Or it's sort of like a sub.

568
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:30,440
Yeah, yeah.

569
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:31,480
It's actually a lot more sense.

570
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:32,320
The deep south, yeah.

571
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:33,160
Deep south.

572
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:34,559
Well, so it's a close.

573
00:22:34,559 --> 00:22:37,200
It gives new meaning to touch by an angel, I guess.

574
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:39,799
That's okay.

575
00:22:39,799 --> 00:22:42,840
You go over to, there's a small bar

576
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:45,039
with a single steward behind it

577
00:22:45,039 --> 00:22:47,120
and he says what can I get you?

578
00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:51,440
The specials this evening are the bloody eyeball punch,

579
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:56,000
the witch's brew, a vampire's kiss,

580
00:22:56,000 --> 00:23:00,080
the zombie punch and the ghostly white Russian.

581
00:23:01,039 --> 00:23:02,159
Hmm.

582
00:23:02,159 --> 00:23:03,919
Okay, I know we've had a lot of puns

583
00:23:03,919 --> 00:23:05,759
and like jokey kind of things lately.

584
00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:07,480
If I order the zombie punch

585
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:08,759
is someone just gonna pop up

586
00:23:08,759 --> 00:23:11,319
and give me like a sucker punch me in the face?

587
00:23:11,319 --> 00:23:15,240
Oh, that is not on the menu.

588
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:19,720
No, the zombie punch is a delicious apricot,

589
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:22,919
lime and pineapple mixture.

590
00:23:22,919 --> 00:23:24,439
What's a punchy pot?

591
00:23:24,439 --> 00:23:25,279
Those are just juices.

592
00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:26,720
The alcohol probably.

593
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:29,679
The rum, the light rum and the dark rum

594
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:34,080
but the flavors that really bring out are the punches.

595
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,160
I'll take one of those.

596
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:36,560
All right.

597
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:38,720
I'm gonna go on my creme kick

598
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:41,440
and get that white Russian, that ghostly white Russian.

599
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:44,759
Oh, love a white Russian but I just can't,

600
00:23:44,759 --> 00:23:47,360
I just can't have that dairy, I don't think so.

601
00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:48,200
It's bad, no glim.

602
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:49,039
Could you tell me?

603
00:23:49,039 --> 00:23:50,360
Don't do that dairy, don't do that dairy.

604
00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:51,200
No, I regret it.

605
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,759
It is a small carriage on the way home.

606
00:23:53,759 --> 00:23:55,960
Just, I appreciate you thinking about this like that.

607
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:57,640
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

608
00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:00,080
Could you say what's in the witch's brew?

609
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,360
Cause I'm beefy stew and like beefy stew,

610
00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:03,960
drinking a witch's brew.

611
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:04,800
I like that one at the time.

612
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:05,640
That's what I remember.

613
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:06,480
I think that's fun.

614
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:07,480
The witch's brew.

615
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:08,320
Yeah.

616
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:11,880
The witch's brew is the finest melon liqueur,

617
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:15,000
black vodka, lemonade, lemon lime soda

618
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,720
and gummy worms.

619
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:17,560
Ooh.

620
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:22,560
Oh, I mean that, yes please, that sounds delicious.

621
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:24,440
That will be just a moment

622
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:26,360
and he begins shaking up all of your drinks.

623
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:27,880
The witch's brew is served

624
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:31,600
in a cauldron-like punch bowl for you.

625
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:36,600
Zombie punch in this tall, short glass, nope.

626
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:39,280
Short, tall glass.

627
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:40,640
Short, tall glass.

628
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:42,880
No, it's served in a lovely glass

629
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:47,400
and has slices of oranges and cherries throughout it,

630
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:50,080
giving a bit of a pulpy mixture to it.

631
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:52,880
The ghostly white Russian,

632
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:57,640
it's a very classic in its presentation,

633
00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:59,960
but it's topped with a heavy cream

634
00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:04,840
to create a subtle ghostly effect throughout.

635
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:07,520
This might be the fanciest party we've ever,

636
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:09,080
am I wrong?

637
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:10,640
Sully, this is the fanciest party

638
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:11,800
we've ever been to, right?

639
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,480
I'm surprised we're allowed in here.

640
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:15,680
They paid extra for all the door sounds.

641
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,520
There's these incredible drinks.

642
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:20,920
There's gonna be fireworks, a ghost butler, egg.

643
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,800
I'm excited for the haunted tour.

644
00:25:23,599 --> 00:25:24,440
Me too.

645
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,039
I guess, is it almost time, do you think?

646
00:25:26,039 --> 00:25:30,119
You hear the jingle of a bell from the foyer

647
00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:33,919
and people begin to mill that direction.

648
00:25:33,919 --> 00:25:37,319
You hear the voice of Mr. Mortimer as he says,

649
00:25:37,319 --> 00:25:41,119
the spine-chilling haunted mansion tour

650
00:25:41,119 --> 00:25:44,119
shall begin right now.

651
00:25:45,399 --> 00:25:47,000
Can we bring our drinks?

652
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:50,440
Please do.

653
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:51,279
Oh, nice.

654
00:25:51,279 --> 00:25:53,160
I'll be right back, I'm getting two.

655
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:56,480
Vinox is over there just double fisting it.

656
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:57,319
It's gonna be a night.

657
00:25:57,319 --> 00:25:58,559
I've already knocked out one,

658
00:25:58,559 --> 00:26:01,160
so now I've got, this is two and three in hand.

659
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:05,440
You join everybody,

660
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:08,759
and you didn't see exactly how many people

661
00:26:08,759 --> 00:26:10,039
were in this party,

662
00:26:10,039 --> 00:26:13,279
but there's a group of 25 to 30 people

663
00:26:13,279 --> 00:26:17,200
who have amassed from different areas of this mansion

664
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:20,079
and have come for this ghostly tour.

665
00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:22,720
Does everybody keep your arms and legs

666
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:25,559
inside the vehicles at all times

667
00:26:25,559 --> 00:26:27,000
for fear of losing them?

668
00:26:27,919 --> 00:26:28,759
Vehicle?

669
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:31,359
Oh, is he being like cute?

670
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:32,199
Yeah.

671
00:26:33,879 --> 00:26:38,079
He turns slowly and begins moving down the hallway,

672
00:26:38,079 --> 00:26:41,159
and as you venture down these dimly lit hallways,

673
00:26:41,159 --> 00:26:44,439
paintings of stern looking ancestors

674
00:26:44,439 --> 00:26:48,679
follow your every move with disapproving glares.

675
00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:51,320
It's like they're looking at you, right?

676
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,279
Your eyes follow you?

677
00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:55,480
They don't like what they see.

678
00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:59,320
Yeah, I'm used to sort of being looked at

679
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:02,080
with love and adoration from my family.

680
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:03,759
It would be really hard to grow up here

681
00:27:03,759 --> 00:27:07,080
with these sort of mean faces

682
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:08,560
looking at you all the time.

683
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,519
Well, you turned this into a really emotional moment.

684
00:27:10,519 --> 00:27:11,440
Yeah.

685
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:14,640
Well, I have had half of a witch as Bruce, so.

686
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,039
Oh, she's partying.

687
00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:22,160
You stop in front of one of the portraits,

688
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:25,720
and Mr. Mortimer ushers a hand and says,

689
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:30,160
this is the portrait of Lady Isolde Crohn,

690
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:33,640
a long deceased member of the Crohn family

691
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:37,440
said to come to life when the moon is full.

692
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:41,080
Her enchanting beauty masks a malevolent spirit

693
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:44,600
that seeks revenge for a century's old betrayal.

694
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:48,880
Those who gaze upon her portrait during the full moon

695
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:52,120
are said to be drawn into a sinister trance,

696
00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:55,280
unable to escape her vengeful wrath.

697
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:57,440
Whoa.

698
00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,120
Just a quick question.

699
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:02,200
Just off the top of your head,

700
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:04,960
do you know sort of the moon phase,

701
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:08,000
specifically this evening?

702
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:12,160
All I can say is be careful where your gaze lands.

703
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:15,400
Hmm, hmm, hmm, okay, thank you.

704
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:18,320
Oh, God, I still wanna look.

705
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:21,640
I know, all I wanna, I hear she's such a babe,

706
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:23,279
I wanna look, but I can't.

707
00:28:23,279 --> 00:28:24,440
Right?

708
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:25,360
I mean, most of the time,

709
00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:27,560
these eyes are just people behind the walls

710
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:28,480
looking at you.

711
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:29,320
Oh.

712
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:30,720
You know, so you could probably look, it'll be fine.

713
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:31,560
It's one of those,

714
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:34,680
I guess this one would be a croony trick.

715
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:36,000
Oh.

716
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:39,480
Oh, you're really embracing the pun theme of the evening,

717
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:40,519
that's very good.

718
00:28:40,519 --> 00:28:41,720
Yeah, hillop, look at her.

719
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:43,799
I'm gonna look.

720
00:28:43,799 --> 00:28:46,400
I mean, I am looking right now, look at me look.

721
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:48,120
He's looking, I'm gonna look too,

722
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:51,400
and you see hillop, he puts his head down in his eyes,

723
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:53,920
I'm looking so very good.

724
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:57,440
I can see her with my own eyeballs,

725
00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:01,000
not a reflection in my shoes.

726
00:29:02,319 --> 00:29:07,319
Everybody make an investigation roll as you carry on.

727
00:29:08,759 --> 00:29:10,319
Fuck, why am I myself?

728
00:29:10,319 --> 00:29:11,160
15.

729
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:14,759
Ah, that's a five.

730
00:29:14,759 --> 00:29:17,720
I have had half a witch's brew, am I right?

731
00:29:18,799 --> 00:29:20,000
Three.

732
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,360
Three, okay.

733
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:25,160
15, the two of you are definitely not looking

734
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:26,000
at the portrait.

735
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,079
No, not at all.

736
00:29:27,079 --> 00:29:27,920
No, definitely not, too scared.

737
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:29,720
Sometimes the dice no,

738
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:32,880
and they just tell the story for us.

739
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:37,480
You see that this portrait, Vorunax,

740
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:40,000
is on a hinge.

741
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:42,839
The left side appears,

742
00:29:42,839 --> 00:29:46,880
and it appears to be pulled slightly away from the wall,

743
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:51,200
and there appears to be like a piece of parchment

744
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,480
or some sort of signage that's,

745
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:54,519
you can't quite see what,

746
00:29:54,519 --> 00:29:57,960
make out what it says at your current position,

747
00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:59,839
but there's a little sign or something

748
00:29:59,839 --> 00:30:04,839
like behind this portrait of Lady Isolde Kron.

749
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:10,840
My, the woodworking on this frame is marvelous looking.

750
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:14,320
I'm gonna go up and inspect it

751
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:15,760
while I actually look at that thing.

752
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:20,200
Sure, yeah, you managed to jimmy it just enough

753
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:22,960
so that you can see that there is a sign

754
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:26,000
that says shortcut to the kitchen,

755
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,640
and in parentheses it says,

756
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:30,040
beware of friendly spiders.

757
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:32,280
Yes, good work, and I go back to the group

758
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:34,440
and I'm like, hey, there's a secret passageway

759
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:35,840
behind that picture.

760
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:38,160
There's a secret, it goes to the kitchen,

761
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,160
and you know what, there's a spider in there.

762
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:41,160
Okay. Oh.

763
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:43,000
I love. It's a friendly spider, though.

764
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,440
Oh. How do you know this?

765
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:48,799
I acted like I was interested in the frame.

766
00:30:48,799 --> 00:30:50,360
Yes, I saw that. God, awful work.

767
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:51,640
Absolutely trash.

768
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,320
I don't know how much they paid for it,

769
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:56,240
but you could have gotten better in Blackpool.

770
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:57,960
Anyway, that's me.

771
00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:00,000
I did the woodworking in most of Blackpool,

772
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,759
but anyway, yeah, if we ever need

773
00:31:03,519 --> 00:31:05,160
book it from one place to the kitchen,

774
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:06,519
this is that place.

775
00:31:06,519 --> 00:31:07,920
Perfect, thank you. Do we go right now?

776
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:09,319
I don't know if I feel comfortable

777
00:31:09,319 --> 00:31:11,960
walking off apart from the group.

778
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:14,440
I've now been spending too much time with Glim,

779
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:17,400
because those words didn't come out of my mouth.

780
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:18,400
That wasn't me.

781
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,359
That was Glim speaking through me.

782
00:31:20,359 --> 00:31:22,039
Yeah.

783
00:31:22,039 --> 00:31:24,680
But more importantly, is she hot?

784
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:28,400
Yeah, the image is old.

785
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:29,720
Is she really beautiful?

786
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,000
Or is she old, like I thought she was gonna be,

787
00:31:32,039 --> 00:31:34,240
because her name is old.

788
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:36,119
Like damn, that bitch is old.

789
00:31:37,519 --> 00:31:38,359
Yeah.

790
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:41,640
There's a lot of ways you could say that sentence,

791
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:42,480
grammatically.

792
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:43,319
That is true.

793
00:31:43,319 --> 00:31:45,559
Yeah, it's both Vorunax and I look straight at her,

794
00:31:45,559 --> 00:31:50,559
so we know exactly that she is a hot, older lady.

795
00:31:51,519 --> 00:31:52,799
Yeah.

796
00:31:52,799 --> 00:31:54,640
Right, those two aren't mutually exclusive,

797
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,640
she could be gorgeous and older.

798
00:31:56,640 --> 00:32:00,359
That's right, Vorunax, that's what you saw too, right?

799
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:02,320
Yep, gave me some Meryl Streep energy.

800
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,120
Oh, see, yeah, that's what I was gonna say.

801
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:04,960
All right.

802
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,400
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

803
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:07,480
Okay.

804
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:10,400
You turn and you see the group rounding a corner

805
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,320
a little ways down the hallway,

806
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:16,000
and you move to catch up, I assume.

807
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,360
Oh, yes.

808
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:19,800
And as you turn, you kind of bump into the group

809
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:23,680
who's stopped, and you can hear from up ahead,

810
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:26,920
Mr. Mortimer, who's telling another tale

811
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:32,600
of the Crom Manor, and he says the walls of Cron Manor

812
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:38,880
have ears, and he kind of moves through the crowd for you,

813
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:42,240
or so the locals say.

814
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:45,000
Visitors claim to hear faint whispers

815
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:48,720
and eerie laughter emanating from the mansion's walls,

816
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:52,840
as if the very stones are privy to the darkest secrets

817
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:54,840
of the manor's past.

818
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:58,400
Some believe that the souls of the departed family members

819
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,000
are trapped within the walls,

820
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:03,360
forever reliving their tragic tales.

821
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:09,120
So you would recommend be wearing the ears of Cron?

822
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:12,640
Watch out, watch out for those ears of Cron.

823
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:17,760
He looks at you disapprovingly.

824
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:22,080
As does every portrait in here.

825
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:25,480
How are the ghostly white Russians survived?

826
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:28,400
How are the ghostly white Russians survived?

827
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:31,560
Oh, it's getting spooky.

828
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:33,520
Good, good.

829
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:35,200
It's getting real spooky over here.

830
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:47,520
You, he turns and begins to move back through the crowd

831
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:49,680
who all turn and look at you

832
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:51,920
and just kind of shake their heads.

833
00:33:52,759 --> 00:33:55,519
There's one of them in there that points at you

834
00:33:55,519 --> 00:33:57,000
and winks and is like,

835
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,759
gives you a good one from the front of the group.

836
00:33:59,759 --> 00:34:03,960
But everybody's, you're taking us out of the mood.

837
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,360
Oh, they're a little stuffy in here.

838
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:07,320
They're a little stuffy, a little stuffy.

839
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:08,800
Okay, all right, all right.

840
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:11,000
Vibe, vibe taken, gotcha.

841
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,079
You make your way down to the back of the manor

842
00:34:14,079 --> 00:34:18,760
and it opens into this majestic garden.

843
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:23,640
You step down into it and you're greeted

844
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:27,920
by a row of zombie garden gnomes

845
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:30,480
that begin doing a dance.

846
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:36,480
Ba-da, da-na-na,

847
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:40,320
do-do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do.

848
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:43,640
Roses begin to bloom in shades of red, black

849
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:45,200
and occasional polka dot

850
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:47,520
and a tree in the corner is adorned

851
00:34:47,519 --> 00:34:50,239
with floating lanterns that giggle

852
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:53,239
as you see a few of them reaching up,

853
00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:54,559
trying to catch them.

854
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:59,759
You see all around statues of mythical creatures

855
00:34:59,759 --> 00:35:01,719
that are frozen mid-sneeze

856
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:06,039
and a friendly werewolf that is tending to the petunias.

857
00:35:06,039 --> 00:35:07,920
Glim, look over there.

858
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:11,599
I see some shrubbery that's twerking.

859
00:35:14,639 --> 00:35:16,559
I knew if we got further into the garden

860
00:35:16,559 --> 00:35:19,000
that's when the sexy dancing would start.

861
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,320
They're just slightly out of view.

862
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:25,440
Glim's like four sips away from her sexy dancing.

863
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:26,639
Watch out.

864
00:35:26,639 --> 00:35:28,079
I've seen it once before.

865
00:35:28,079 --> 00:35:30,639
When I get a whole witch's brewing,

866
00:35:30,639 --> 00:35:31,480
look out.

867
00:35:32,679 --> 00:35:36,360
It's as if you'll enjoy the dance

868
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:38,559
and then join me back inside.

869
00:35:39,519 --> 00:35:43,000
Mr. Mortimer begins to re-enter the place.

870
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,320
A few people follow him,

871
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:47,720
but others stand and mill about in the garden space.

872
00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:49,080
I'll dance along.

873
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:50,920
Yeah, I was gonna say, should we join in?

874
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:51,760
Yeah.

875
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:56,760
Pause for a dance flash mob from everybody.

876
00:35:58,160 --> 00:35:59,000
Yeah.

877
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,800
Somehow we know all the moves.

878
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:04,400
You step back inside and as if from nowhere,

879
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:07,039
you see the bartender standing behind another bar

880
00:36:07,039 --> 00:36:08,920
and he calls to you as you enter

881
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:10,920
and says, a refill.

882
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:11,760
Oh yeah.

883
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:12,600
Absolutely.

884
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:13,920
Oh, heck yeah.

885
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:16,320
And one from my friend who's still outside.

886
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:21,200
I am coming.

887
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:22,440
I'm coming.

888
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:24,119
I'm just going to...

889
00:36:24,119 --> 00:36:27,400
Oh, there's another one.

890
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:28,240
A different friend.

891
00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:29,079
I think he meant a different one.

892
00:36:29,079 --> 00:36:31,119
No, I'm pretty sure he meant me.

893
00:36:31,119 --> 00:36:32,079
That we were...

894
00:36:32,079 --> 00:36:32,920
Yes.

895
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:33,760
I don't think...

896
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:35,680
You're not drinking White Russians though.

897
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:37,119
No, I'm not drinking White Russians.

898
00:36:37,119 --> 00:36:38,880
But his other friend is.

899
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:42,320
His other friend needs our other friend

900
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:44,600
that we all know and are waiting for will need another...

901
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,559
We are winking at him so hard.

902
00:36:46,559 --> 00:36:47,640
White Russian.

903
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:48,480
Yeah.

904
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:49,600
Okay.

905
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:51,240
Yes, okay.

906
00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:54,400
So, so White Russians?

907
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:55,360
Yes, yes, yes.

908
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:56,200
Oh.

909
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:57,039
Yes.

910
00:36:57,039 --> 00:36:57,880
Absolutely.

911
00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:58,720
Okay, cool, cool, cool.

912
00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:00,440
He serves you all your drinks

913
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:04,600
and gets you your extra White Russian for your friend.

914
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:05,440
Sucker.

915
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:11,640
And the tour continues

916
00:37:11,679 --> 00:37:16,679
and you pass a large grand staircase.

917
00:37:17,279 --> 00:37:18,960
It goes up a floor

918
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:23,960
and then there's a small spiral staircase that goes down.

919
00:37:24,279 --> 00:37:28,039
Mr. Mortimer says the kitchen is downstairs

920
00:37:28,039 --> 00:37:31,239
and upstairs we will not be venturing today.

921
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:35,759
That is the Count's private quarters.

922
00:37:35,759 --> 00:37:38,239
If anybody requires the lavatory,

923
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:39,879
that is up on the right.

924
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:44,480
He begins to move down the stairs towards the kitchen.

925
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:47,280
All right, let's get on down to that kitchen.

926
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:49,119
See if we can find the other side of that.

927
00:37:49,119 --> 00:37:50,440
Find the other end of that passageway.

928
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:51,280
Yeah, exactly.

929
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:52,880
But also I still wanna go upstairs

930
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:54,680
in the Count's rooms and like look around.

931
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:56,240
Obviously me too.

932
00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:57,519
I mean, I have a whole other drink

933
00:37:57,519 --> 00:37:59,280
so like let's see where the night takes us.

934
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:00,800
Should we stick with the group first?

935
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:02,360
And then I'm sure there's gonna be time

936
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:04,960
to like mingle and stuff where we can kind of sneak off.

937
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:06,800
Yeah, so we're going down to the kitchen, yes?

938
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:07,720
Likely.

939
00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:08,559
Yeah.

940
00:38:08,599 --> 00:38:11,719
I mean, Mortimer is pretty occupied right now.

941
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:12,559
Yes, he is.

942
00:38:12,559 --> 00:38:14,679
With the tour and may not be later.

943
00:38:14,679 --> 00:38:16,400
So maybe now is the time.

944
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:17,920
Or maybe we sneak upstairs

945
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:20,119
and then we take the shortcut down to the kitchens

946
00:38:20,119 --> 00:38:21,920
like we were there the whole time.

947
00:38:24,079 --> 00:38:26,279
But do we wanna give away that we know the secret?

948
00:38:26,279 --> 00:38:27,119
Oh, that's a secret.

949
00:38:27,119 --> 00:38:29,799
Because then the scarees become the scareurs.

950
00:38:29,799 --> 00:38:33,199
Ah, touche, sir.

951
00:38:33,199 --> 00:38:34,400
These drinks are real strong.

952
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:37,599
I have no idea where I am in this house anymore.

953
00:38:37,599 --> 00:38:40,719
It's a winding, winding labyrinth.

954
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:42,079
Yeah, it's huge.

955
00:38:42,079 --> 00:38:45,000
Hallways and doorways, is it not?

956
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:45,839
It is.

957
00:38:45,839 --> 00:38:46,679
Yes.

958
00:38:46,679 --> 00:38:47,519
It's true.

959
00:38:47,519 --> 00:38:49,279
Speaking of winding, these stairs look pretty winding.

960
00:38:49,279 --> 00:38:50,440
Y'all be careful.

961
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:52,839
You know, the first one's usually a doozy,

962
00:38:52,839 --> 00:38:54,679
especially when we're in our states.

963
00:38:54,679 --> 00:38:55,839
Yes.

964
00:38:55,839 --> 00:38:59,000
So down, I kind of, okay, I know.

965
00:38:59,000 --> 00:38:59,880
Sully, I know.

966
00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:01,559
I kind of wanna stay on the tour

967
00:39:01,559 --> 00:39:03,279
because I'm- I got you would.

968
00:39:03,279 --> 00:39:04,440
Yeah, of course I do.

969
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:05,639
Well, I mean, what if we miss something important?

970
00:39:05,639 --> 00:39:07,480
If the group doesn't.

971
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:09,440
Again, I'm spending too much time with you.

972
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:11,719
Well, if we miss something important.

973
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:14,079
You didn't immediately try to instigate trouble,

974
00:39:14,079 --> 00:39:16,519
so I think I'm being a really positive influence on you.

975
00:39:16,519 --> 00:39:18,039
I'm really disappointing myself today.

976
00:39:18,039 --> 00:39:20,159
All right, let's catch up.

977
00:39:20,159 --> 00:39:22,440
You have lost track of the main group

978
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:26,000
and you begin making your way down the stairs.

979
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,599
You hear chatter.

980
00:39:27,599 --> 00:39:32,599
It sounds like Mr. Mortimer has begun his conversation

981
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:37,280
of whatever eerie things have happened next.

982
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:40,240
And you round the corner and into the kitchen.

983
00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:43,120
And in there, thinking you followed the group,

984
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:44,320
you don't see anybody,

985
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:46,120
but you find pots and pans

986
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:49,440
stacked in an impossibly high tower.

987
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:50,440
It looks like they're threatening

988
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:52,400
to topple over at any moment.

989
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:58,560
The refrigerator door is kind of cracked open

990
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:00,480
and there's this chilly breeze

991
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:04,920
with an otherworldly realm that is filling the room.

992
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:09,000
And just beyond it, you see floating heads of lettuce

993
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:14,000
and eggs as you make your way around this space.

994
00:40:14,720 --> 00:40:19,519
You hear the mumbled conversation of Mr. Mortimer,

995
00:40:19,519 --> 00:40:22,320
but you can't exactly place where it's coming from.

996
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,000
Are they in the refrigerator?

997
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:25,000
That's what I was gonna ask.

998
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:28,960
You see the lettuce floating and that's not.

999
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:30,000
Like an Arctic breeze?

1000
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:34,079
Also, weird that the kitchen would be part of the tour.

1001
00:40:34,079 --> 00:40:36,840
I don't mean to judge sort of the event planning,

1002
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:38,159
but it's sort of strange, isn't it?

1003
00:40:38,159 --> 00:40:39,239
I'm glad you said that.

1004
00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:43,880
I mean, it doesn't look like it's ready for guests.

1005
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:47,559
Especially when everything else was so done up

1006
00:40:47,559 --> 00:40:51,960
and this just seems like a big old pile of pots.

1007
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:53,679
Maybe it's a sign of trust

1008
00:40:53,679 --> 00:40:55,799
letting you see where your food came from.

1009
00:40:55,799 --> 00:40:58,360
Oh, yes, I hadn't thought about that.

1010
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:00,519
That's nice.

1011
00:41:00,559 --> 00:41:05,559
You suddenly hear just a quiet sob

1012
00:41:06,199 --> 00:41:10,920
and you turn and you now hear the chopping sound

1013
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:14,679
and you see a ghostly chef who's dicing onions

1014
00:41:14,679 --> 00:41:18,920
and tears of ectoplasm are just streaming down his face.

1015
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:21,360
Oh, oh, good onions we'll get you, won't we?

1016
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:23,960
Oh, yeah, yeah, they will.

1017
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:28,800
Even once you're a ghost, hey, that doesn't go away.

1018
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:30,600
Seems kind of rude.

1019
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,000
It really just gets in there.

1020
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:35,600
Yeah, I mean, I died in the kitchen.

1021
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:40,120
So maybe it's because this is where

1022
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:42,080
the last thing I felt was pain.

1023
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:43,360
How did you die?

1024
00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:46,400
Seems like a personal question.

1025
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:48,120
I fell on a blade.

1026
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:49,840
Oh, that blade?

1027
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:51,320
Slipped on a wet puddle.

1028
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:53,120
Watch, wet floor.

1029
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:54,440
Oh, thank you.

1030
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:56,920
And you're supposed to report any slips

1031
00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:59,000
or trips or near misses.

1032
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,039
There's probably somewhere like a clipboard.

1033
00:42:01,039 --> 00:42:03,440
You need to fill out sort of an incident report.

1034
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:04,280
For my death?

1035
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:06,320
No, I filled it out a long time ago.

1036
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:10,079
I've just been carrying on chopping the onions

1037
00:42:10,079 --> 00:42:13,400
for everything and just making sure

1038
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:14,920
that everybody gets fed.

1039
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:17,000
You are doing a bang up job though, man.

1040
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,440
Thank you.

1041
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:20,760
Are you, you seem more emotional

1042
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:23,920
than I typically feel just from the onion chopping

1043
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:25,320
that sort of straight tears.

1044
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:29,519
Not a lot of like, are you, everything else okay?

1045
00:42:29,519 --> 00:42:32,600
Oh, just a lot on my shoulders right now.

1046
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:35,200
Oh, are you alone making all of this food?

1047
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:36,840
All of the food.

1048
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:37,760
Oh my goodness.

1049
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:42,840
Well, that's, and now entertaining visitors on a tour.

1050
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:45,000
They passed through a moment ago.

1051
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:46,280
Was it three?

1052
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:47,400
It's been some time.

1053
00:42:48,720 --> 00:42:51,480
They keep me in this temporal vortex

1054
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:54,080
so I can create the food faster.

1055
00:42:54,119 --> 00:42:56,559
Oh, well that doesn't really seem right.

1056
00:42:56,559 --> 00:42:58,920
Well, also now how long have we been in here?

1057
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:02,159
You should be able to catch them.

1058
00:43:04,079 --> 00:43:04,920
In what?

1059
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:05,759
Which way?

1060
00:43:05,759 --> 00:43:07,199
They did take a look in the fridge

1061
00:43:07,199 --> 00:43:08,279
but didn't go in there.

1062
00:43:08,279 --> 00:43:10,319
They went through the side door over there

1063
00:43:10,319 --> 00:43:14,559
and you look back and there's the saloon style door

1064
00:43:14,559 --> 00:43:18,279
that you can't quite remember if it was there before.

1065
00:43:18,279 --> 00:43:19,119
Just through there.

1066
00:43:19,119 --> 00:43:20,079
Well, thanks, what's your name?

1067
00:43:20,079 --> 00:43:20,920
Okay.

1068
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:22,960
Is your last name Krohn?

1069
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:23,880
Of course it is.

1070
00:43:24,720 --> 00:43:25,559
Everybody's named Krohn.

1071
00:43:25,559 --> 00:43:27,079
Oh, you're also a Krohn.

1072
00:43:27,079 --> 00:43:30,480
Benjamin, Benjamin, Frederick Krohn.

1073
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:32,280
Krohn, not Krohn.

1074
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:33,599
It's got the juice.

1075
00:43:33,599 --> 00:43:35,000
It's got the juice.

1076
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,800
Yeah, that's what they say.

1077
00:43:41,079 --> 00:43:43,000
It's Krohn.

1078
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,920
Yeah, that's immediately when I read the name.

1079
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:47,079
I was just like, oh good, here we go.

1080
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:52,840
I'm thinking up the parody lyrics already.

1081
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:58,680
Binge, Binge, where's the secret door opening in the room?

1082
00:43:58,760 --> 00:43:59,600
You would know.

1083
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:00,840
The secret door opening.

1084
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:03,000
You're the one with spiders.

1085
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,640
Yeah, yeah.

1086
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:08,519
He looks kind of left and right.

1087
00:44:08,519 --> 00:44:13,519
Lifts his nose up to a cutting board up on a high shelf.

1088
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:19,480
It's a large cutting board.

1089
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:22,600
This is a room.

1090
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:24,679
I can hear it from me.

1091
00:44:24,679 --> 00:44:25,519
I don't.

1092
00:44:25,519 --> 00:44:26,360
You hear what?

1093
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:27,199
You hear what?

1094
00:44:27,199 --> 00:44:30,880
No, it's the sound of onions chopping and tears flowing.

1095
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:35,960
Well, this has been depressing.

1096
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:37,679
It has been.

1097
00:44:37,679 --> 00:44:39,360
It can't all be fun and laughs

1098
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:41,079
at the Haunted Mansion tour.

1099
00:44:41,079 --> 00:44:44,639
I like, do you need us to free you from this torture

1100
00:44:44,639 --> 00:44:47,039
or I feel bad just walking away now

1101
00:44:47,039 --> 00:44:49,279
while you're sort of in this state?

1102
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:53,800
No, no, I think I'll be okay.

1103
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:56,120
If you get bored later, come and we can see,

1104
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:58,800
see if I have some unfinished business maybe, but.

1105
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:02,040
Oh, oh, get it, cutting board.

1106
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:05,600
Gotcha, yeah, this guy.

1107
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:07,800
I don't know what you're talking about.

1108
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:10,440
Wink, wink.

1109
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:12,440
Oh, it's so oozy.

1110
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:14,640
That's kind of gross, but you keep at it.

1111
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:16,200
I keep it out of the sauce.

1112
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:17,040
Good.

1113
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:17,880
That's the important part.

1114
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:18,720
Everything's above boiling.

1115
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:20,720
I didn't even think about that.

1116
00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:24,760
Oh, above boiling, oh wow.

1117
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:25,800
Oh my gosh.

1118
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:27,560
See what you're doing.

1119
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:28,840
So this way then?

1120
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:30,400
Through the saloon doors.

1121
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:33,640
All right, well see you later, Ben.

1122
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:36,520
See you later, nameless adventurers.

1123
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:44,840
As you walk through the saloon doors,

1124
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:47,480
it's very dark in this next area

1125
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:50,639
and as they swing shut behind you,

1126
00:45:50,639 --> 00:45:55,639
it's almost as if this magical darkness has enveloped you.

1127
00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:02,000
You can hear Mr. Mortimer to the left

1128
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:02,840
and then to the right

1129
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:05,159
and it's as if his voice is bouncing around

1130
00:46:05,159 --> 00:46:10,159
and you're picking up bits of tales from Krohn Manor.

1131
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:16,159
You hear the start of one every century

1132
00:46:16,199 --> 00:46:17,719
and on the night of the blood moon,

1133
00:46:17,719 --> 00:46:20,159
a curse befalls Krohn Manor.

1134
00:46:20,159 --> 00:46:22,559
The once genteel inhabitants transform

1135
00:46:22,559 --> 00:46:24,159
into monstrous creatures

1136
00:46:24,159 --> 00:46:26,719
thirsting for the blood of intruders.

1137
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:29,159
And then from another side you hear,

1138
00:46:29,159 --> 00:46:32,359
but the mournful music sends shivers down the spines

1139
00:46:32,359 --> 00:46:35,599
of those who dare to stay at the manor.

1140
00:46:38,279 --> 00:46:40,719
And then all goes completely silent.

1141
00:46:43,039 --> 00:46:45,799
I guess we missed the scary stories.

1142
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:48,519
Yeah, the context is totally lost on me.

1143
00:46:48,519 --> 00:46:50,600
I'm not entirely sure what's happening.

1144
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:53,080
And after the whole depressing kitchen scene,

1145
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:54,400
I feel like we've sort of lost

1146
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:56,360
a little of the momentum of the-

1147
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:58,200
We've been left in the dark on this one.

1148
00:46:58,200 --> 00:46:59,800
Oh, oh goodness.

1149
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:04,800
Oh, Mr. Vorunax, are you sure your last name's not Krohn

1150
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:06,800
because you really are?

1151
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:07,640
Maybe.

1152
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:11,039
That twist might have to remain until the end though.

1153
00:47:11,039 --> 00:47:12,200
No, I'm not a Krohn.

1154
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:13,800
Not that I know of.

1155
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:15,240
Oh God, am I?

1156
00:47:15,240 --> 00:47:17,600
No, certainly not.

1157
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:21,320
Whether it's the several punch bowls full of drinks,

1158
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:25,200
everything starts to feel a little woozy

1159
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,400
and a little off bAlydince.

1160
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:29,800
Guys, it's so dark in here.

1161
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:31,320
I don't know which way's up.

1162
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:33,080
I don't think I drank much,

1163
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:37,080
but I am feeling disorientated.

1164
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:40,920
Like I can tell you which direction we came in here.

1165
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:42,760
Should we just kind of wander in the dark?

1166
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:44,320
That seems like a safe thing to do.

1167
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:47,280
I think there would be a light from the swingy swingy doors

1168
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:48,480
that we just walked through

1169
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:51,720
because we didn't go very far, but it's just,

1170
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:56,559
and then you hear a sound of a body

1171
00:47:56,559 --> 00:47:58,160
and Hillop's not talking.

1172
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:02,600
I've got matches.

1173
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:05,160
I'm gonna be just gonna use some matches.

1174
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:06,280
That's a great idea.

1175
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:10,400
Let's just, that's a match sound.

1176
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:13,000
It lights for a moment

1177
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,599
and you see Hillop lying on the ground

1178
00:48:15,599 --> 00:48:19,639
and there's this black and white checkered tile floor

1179
00:48:19,639 --> 00:48:22,679
and then before it even gets far down the match,

1180
00:48:22,679 --> 00:48:24,159
it snuffs out.

1181
00:48:24,159 --> 00:48:25,400
So Hillop's down.

1182
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:30,360
Yeah, Hillop, are you, can we hear breathing?

1183
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:31,960
I wanna nudge him with my foot.

1184
00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:36,960
You nudge him, there's a bit of a groan and.

1185
00:48:37,239 --> 00:48:38,079
Okay.

1186
00:48:43,519 --> 00:48:47,079
And then Sully, your constitution begins to fade

1187
00:48:47,079 --> 00:48:50,519
and you feel yourself like the ground

1188
00:48:50,519 --> 00:48:54,800
is getting closer to you and you're getting very sleepy.

1189
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:58,400
Okay guys, I'm slowly just lowering myself to the ground.

1190
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:00,800
I think I maybe had one or two,

1191
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:02,920
just like too many, perhaps.

1192
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:05,159
Can you, can you like come this way?

1193
00:49:05,159 --> 00:49:07,760
I'll just pick you up a little bit, just up seas.

1194
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:09,840
It seems fine.

1195
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:12,239
Okay, I don't love that.

1196
00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:13,920
Mr. Vorunax, how are you feeling?

1197
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:16,360
I mean, I feel like you've imbibed the most,

1198
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:17,960
you probably have. Most definitely.

1199
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:20,560
Yeah, and how are you feeling?

1200
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:24,640
I feel a little odd.

1201
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:29,640
This darkness is darker than I'm used to.

1202
00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:31,840
Normally I don't have a problem with dark at all,

1203
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:33,920
but this seems different.

1204
00:49:35,720 --> 00:49:39,960
I feel the sudden desire just to sit down in place.

1205
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:44,960
But you know, I feel like I could go for a good sit,

1206
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:47,760
you know, sometimes at a party,

1207
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:50,039
you get through parts of it and then you're like,

1208
00:49:50,039 --> 00:49:51,880
man, I just need to sit.

1209
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:53,720
I think I'm gonna do that.

1210
00:49:53,720 --> 00:49:56,079
I mean, I've been there, but I really don't know.

1211
00:49:56,079 --> 00:50:00,240
Guys, this is, just we're in a black room.

1212
00:50:00,240 --> 00:50:01,599
I can't see you.

1213
00:50:01,599 --> 00:50:04,280
I appreciate that you're telling me what you're doing,

1214
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:08,039
but it's not, I don't like it,

1215
00:50:08,079 --> 00:50:10,480
I guess is what I'm trying to say.

1216
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:13,320
You hear the sound of Varnock sitting down

1217
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:16,880
and Sully begins to snore and there's a tiny like,

1218
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:18,360
of hill up in the corner.

1219
00:50:19,639 --> 00:50:22,279
And you're, you feel woozy,

1220
00:50:22,279 --> 00:50:23,719
but you haven't lost,

1221
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:26,320
you're not experiencing quite the same experience

1222
00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:28,639
that everybody else around you glim.

1223
00:50:28,639 --> 00:50:32,920
And then there's this swinging door,

1224
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:37,920
similar to the saloon doors that you walk through.

1225
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:40,880
And quick footsteps moving towards you,

1226
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:41,880
you can't see them.

1227
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:44,559
Benjamin, is that you?

1228
00:50:44,559 --> 00:50:45,400
Are you okay?

1229
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:46,960
Do you need a hug from the crying?

1230
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:47,960
Are you okay?

1231
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:53,480
And there's suddenly a blunt force to your head.

1232
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:54,320
Oh, jeez.

1233
00:50:55,279 --> 00:50:56,119
Oh, jeez.

1234
00:50:56,119 --> 00:50:57,400
Hell yeah.

1235
00:50:57,400 --> 00:50:58,639
And you go unconscious.

1236
00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:02,320
All of you drift to sleep or go.

1237
00:51:03,639 --> 00:51:04,480
Or get knocked out.

1238
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:06,119
Or forced to sleep. Forced to sleep.

1239
00:51:06,119 --> 00:51:06,960
Yeah.

1240
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:11,960
["Dumbgeons and Dragons, Halloween at Krohn Manor, Part One"]

1241
00:51:16,039 --> 00:51:20,800
Dumbgeons and Dragons, Halloween at Krohn Manor, Part One.

1242
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:23,559
This episode starred Amy More as Sully,

1243
00:51:23,559 --> 00:51:25,119
Carla Macstead as Glim,

1244
00:51:25,119 --> 00:51:26,880
with Kyle Klassat as Varnock,

1245
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:29,079
and Russ More as your dungeon master.

1246
00:51:29,079 --> 00:51:31,760
Dialogue editing and sound design by Russ More.

1247
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:34,400
This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound

1248
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:38,000
and sound effects from Epidemic Sound and Sound Ideas.

1249
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,320
A huge thank you to our supporting producers,

1250
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:43,400
Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babyok, Kat Waterflame,

1251
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:46,280
Jacob Madden, Christian Brown, Craig Zeiss,

1252
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:48,760
Perry Matey, Old School Gamer D,

1253
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:51,039
Ongaron Kiersen, Kayla Littlejohn,

1254
00:51:51,039 --> 00:51:54,119
L.A. Branton, Nathaniel Teeter, and Destiny.

1255
00:51:54,119 --> 00:51:57,599
Join us today at Patreon.com slash dumbdragoncast.

1256
00:51:57,599 --> 00:51:58,880
We're in between seasons,

1257
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:00,960
but that doesn't mean the episodes are stopping.

1258
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:03,400
We have our monthly Patreon exclusive podcast

1259
00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:05,280
available over there right now.

1260
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:07,760
Five seasons, all to catch up on.

1261
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:09,720
Plus so much more bonus content,

1262
00:52:09,720 --> 00:52:13,519
a live show in November, and hangouts.

1263
00:52:13,519 --> 00:52:14,599
We hang out a lot.

1264
00:52:14,599 --> 00:52:16,360
It's kind of our thing.

1265
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:20,119
So join us today at Patreon.com slash dumbdragoncast.

1266
00:52:20,119 --> 00:52:21,559
Thank you so much for listening.

1267
00:52:21,559 --> 00:52:23,639
Part Two should be out this week.

1268
00:52:23,639 --> 00:52:25,519
You've got that to look forward to.

1269
00:52:25,519 --> 00:52:28,160
So you have a great week, and we'll talk again soon.

1270
00:52:28,159 --> 00:52:32,079
Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.